MISSED OUR HOLIDAY AUCTION? GREAT GIFT ITEMS AND ERS MERCHANDISE ARE STILL AVAILABLE!

The items below are available for purchase using a credit card via PayPal. To place a phone order, call the ERS office at (718) 783-1905.

Once we've received your payment, we'll contact you for delivery details. PLEASE NOTE: Some items may require an additional shipping fee.

Pamela Matsuda-Dunn Limited Edition Photo Print

8x8 inch framed Pigmented Ink Print of Elevator Repair Service in rehearsal for "The Sun Also Rises" (2009)

Original Carolita Johnson Cartoon: "For a number of reasons"

Cartoon by frequent New Yorker contributer. "For a number of reasons, this probably won't work." Cats pulling sled. Signed by the artist. 8.5 x 11. Pen and ink. Framed.

Original Michael Crawford Cartoon: "...And please send me someone..."

Cartoon by frequent New Yorker contributor. "...And please send me someone to drive nuts." Man's bedtime prayer. Signed by the artist. 8.5 x 11. Pen and ink. Framed.

Tickets to Craig Wright's Blind at The Rattlestick

2 tickets to the Rattlestick's world premiere production of Craig Wright's Blind. Performances run from Feb 18 to March 21.

1 Pair of Daily Show Tickets #1

Two VIP, cut-to-the-head-of-the-line, guaranteed-entry tickets to THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART, plus a backstage tour led by ERS member and Daily Show Head Writer STEVE BODOW. Must be at least 18 years old. You can't get these tickets any other way!!!

1 Pair of Daily Show Tickets #2

Two VIP, cut-to-the-head-of-the-line, guaranteed-entry tickets to THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART, plus a backstage tour led by ERS member and Daily Show Head Writer STEVE BODOW. Must be at least 18 years old. You can't get these tickets any other way!!!

"Precious" Package

Two tickets to the smash hit film Precious and coffee or a drink afterwards with the charming screenwriter Geoffrey Fletcher PLUS a signed poster! "The screenplay, wrought from Sapphire's novel about an obese, illiterate, pregnant and seemingly hopeless 16-year-old, seems to define creative adaptation..."

GATZ in Boston Package #1

Two tickets to ERS' GATZ at the American Repertory Theater in Boston PLUS one night of local private Cambridge apartment accommodations within ten minutes walking distance of theater PLUS copy of "The Great Gatsby" signed by the GATZ company. January 12-22, 2010. Subject to availability.

GATZ in Boston Package #2

Two tickets to ERS' GATZ at the American Repertory Theater in Boston PLUS one night of local private Cambridge apartment accommodations within ten minutes walking distance of theater PLUS copy of "The Great Gatsby" signed by the GATZ company. January 12-22, 2010. Subject to availability.

Mini Eyeball Thermos Action Figure

The original 1999 eyeball-thermos, named Thermie, was designed by actor James Urbaniak to play Nick Carraway in the original workshop of GATZ. Due to ERS' inability to negotiate a reasonable contract with Thermie, Scott Shepherd was hired to replace him, and Thermie has subesequently appeared only in a cameo in GATZ. Thermie shared the role of Dionysos with Randolph Curtis Rand in HIGHWAY TO TOMORROW. Back by popular demand: a limited edition of five replicas of the original Thermie, in a cute, mini version. Includes certificate of authenticity.

GATZ 100% Cotton T-shirts

100% cotton American Apparel t-shirts. Black. Front has text from first page of "The Great Gatsby" with image of Gatsby's pink suit, right sleeve has "GATZ/ELEVATOR REPAIR SERVICE". Women's & Men's M, L, XL available. Shirts run small, order 1 size up. WHEN PURCHASING, PLEASE SPECIFY SIZE AND QUANTITY IN THE "ADD A NOTE" SECTION ON THE PAYPAL SITE.

Limited Edition ERS Tubeguy 100% Cotton T-shirts

100% cotton American Apparel t-shirts. Front has image of ERS Tubeguy logo with "ELEVATOR REPAIR SERVICE" under it. Cranberry has black logo, Charcoal Grey has red logo. Women's & Men's S, M, L, XL available. Shirts run small, order 1 size up. PLEASE SPECIFY SIZE, COLOR AND QUANTITY IN THE "ADD A NOTE" SECTION ON THE PAYPAL SITE.

Limited Edition ERS Susie Legs 100% Cotton T-shirts

100% cotton American Apparel t-shirts. Front has image of ERS Susie Legs logo with "ELEVATOR REPAIR SERVICE" under it. Cranberry has black logo, Charcoal Grey has red logo. Women's & Men's S, M, L, XL available. Shirts run small, order 1 size up. WHEN PURCHASING, PLEASE SPECIFY SIZE, COLOR AND QUANTITY IN THE "ADD A NOTE" SECTION ON THE PAYPAL SITE.

Limited Edition ERS Tubeguy Logo Mugs

ERS white ceramic mugs featuring Tubeguy logo in black with "ELEVATOR REPAIR SERVICE" underneath it. WHEN ORDERING, PLEASE SPECIFY QUANTITY IN THE "ADD A NOTE" SECTION OF THE PAYPAL SITE.

Women's Desigual Shirt

One women's brightly colored long-sleeved shirt, one hundred percent cotton from Spanish label Desigual. Size M.

Men's Desigual Shirt

One men's brightly colored long sleeved shirt, one hundred percent cotton from Spanish label Desigual. Size L.

Dress by Single

Sexy strappy dress by Single with silk print skirt in bold red, black and white print. Side zip. Size 4.

Gucci Pumps

Tan open-toed snakeskin Gucci pumps, barely worn. Size 7.5.

Walter Bauman Jewelers Sterling Silver Diamond Necklace

Sterling Silver swirl necklace with 1/4 Ct. T.W. diamonds on a sterling silver chain.

Photography Book: "EVIDENCE" by Larry Sultan & Mike Mandel

In 1977, photographers Larry Sultan and Mike Mandel sifted through thousands of photographs in the files of the Bechtel Corporation, the Beverly Hills Police Department, the Jet Propulsion Laboratories, the U.S. Department of the Interior, Stanford Research Institute and a hundred other corporations, American government agencies, and educational, medical and technical institutions. Selecting 50 of the best, they printed these images with the care you would expect to find in a high-quality art photography book, publishing them in a simple, limited-edition volume titled Evidence. Now an undisputed classic in the photo world, considered a seminal harbinger of conceptual photography, Evidence is nearly impossible to find. This new edition is being published in recognition of the project's continued relevance, and will contain a facsimile copy of the original book plus a newly commissioned scholarly essay by Sandra Phillips of the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art.

Signed April Gornik Art Book

April Gornik's Paintings and Drawings [ILLUSTRATED]. Influenced by predecessors both in America and abroad, from the Luminists to Vermeer, Gornik's canvases - panoramic, majestic, and richly coloured - convey what critic Donald Kuspit calls, 'an original, fresh experience of nature'. This monograph includes lists of exhibitions, collections and a bibliography. Hudson Hills Press; illustrated hardcover edition.

Digital Complete New Yorker

Over 4,000 issues of your favorite magazine are now stored, ready for you to search and savor, on 8 DVDs. This high- performance, brushed-aluminum hard drive measures only 3" x 5" and can easily fit inside a purse or briefcase, so it is a cinch to show off to your tech-savvy friends and coworkers. Use it at home, on a plane, at the office -- anywhere you can find a computer.

Photography book by Ralph Eugene Meatyard: THE FAMILY ALBUM OF LUCYBELLE CRATER

Originally published in 1974 by the Jargon Society and long out of print, "The Family Album of Lucybelle Crater" is the best-known body of Ralph Eugene Meatyard's work. At once comic and tragic, grotesque and beautiful, the series of 64 images features his wife, Madelyn, in a hag's Halloween mask together in each with a different friend or relative in a transparent mask. Original copies of this small but seminal work now sell for upwards of $500.00.

Pilates Session with Johanna Meyer

One private Pilates sessions at NoHo studios on Broadway and Houston with Johanna S. Meyer, certified instructor of the Pilates method.

Private Pilates Session with Whitney Tucker

One Pilates session with Whitney Tucker whose session will consist of a bio-mechanical and postural assessment. The goal of the session will be to restore balance to the physical structure through the medium of Pilates. You will use props and a mixture of classical and contemporary approaches. The ideal will be an empowering balance between strength and length.

Three Day Passes to NYHRC

Three one-day passes to New York Health and Racquet Club at E. 45th St & Lexington Ave.