When you go out drinking, you drink...
Two finger-bowls of champagne
Soda (gentlemens' clubs don't serve alcohol)
Rubbing Alcohol
Pernod (it has a good uplift, but it drops you just as far)
Milk from the Pig Dog
Still thinking of an answer, but it will be a good one
How do you woo a potential love interest?
Build a mansion and wait 5 years
A pole dance
Collaborate on some erotic fan-fiction
Arrange a secret rendezvous in San Sebastian
Ballet moves (as taught by Hans-Pierre)
Still thinking of an answer, but it will be a good one
What's your ideal vacation spot?
Montenegro, little Montenegro, down on the Adriatic Sea
South Bend, Indiana
Really going at it in a cabin in the woods with Emmett The Vampire
Trout fishing in the Irati River and a swell bus ride!
The Grand Hotel Conclae Vista in the sweeping alpine highlands
Still thinking of an answer, but it will be a good one
What is your dream job?
Open some drug stores, a LOT of drug stores
A "professional entertainer' at Dejá Vu in Saginaw, MI
You've never had a job, because of your father, and you love it
Matador
Local representative
Still thinking of an answer, but it will be a good one
When you get dressed up, you wear...
A pink suit
A long black robe, with a gold thong underneath
A bright blue muumuu you found in the garage
Anything to show off your curves, they're like the hull of a racing yacht
A traditional Alpine hiking costume
Still thinking of an answer, but it will be a good one
What's the best way to enter a room full of people?
Pushed on a rolling office chair by your chauffeur, "Fergie"
To the sound of a gavel and someone saying "All rise"
By announcing that you aren't pregnant
With a crowd of young men, some in jerseys, some in their shirtsleeves
Through a tiny door on your hands and knees
Still thinking of an answer, but it will be a good one
