What’s the best way to enter a room full of people?
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Pushed on a rolling office chair by your chauffeur, “Fergie”
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To the sound of a gavel and someone saying “All rise”
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By announcing that you aren’t pregnant
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With a crowd of young men, some in jerseys, some in their shirtsleeves
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Through a tiny door on your hands and knees
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Still thinking of an answer, but it will be a good one
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